Here in the pub, the full degenerate side of me comes out. This is where
you'll find me yapping my ass off about whatever I feel like; however I like.
No censors.
No filter.
No comment.
If you're more sensitive to foul language, this probably isn't the place for you.
For the most part, we'll keep things rated like-- PG-13 to R. Actually, 21+ is probably the most
accurate rating for this portion of my site.
My girlfriend got this stuck in my head, she says this to me all the time lmao:
Let's play a game:
Of course, what fun is there without a little drinking? Of course, this game is entirely optional,
if you don't want to participate you don't have to, but if you do: kudos.
Here are the rules: Every time I...
curse? Take a shot.
complain about something? Take a shot.
make a raunchy statement? Take a shot.
see a 'tpyo'? Take a shot, because I probably did too.
If you aren't ass-blast drunk by the end of a blogpost-- you either have some serious
drinking problems, or you're not playing the game. If you're the first-- I unironically mean this:
please get help.
My made up "FAQ":
Obviously there is not a way to ask me questions other than email, and no one cares enough to email me, so
these are questions that I had asked myself and calculated some of the answers to the questions
I didn't want to answer from my magic 8-ball:
What will you even talk about here?
It is likely so.
What if an employer sees this?
I don't care. I expect them to. I care more about failing a technical
than I do about how they feel about what some fucking idiot says on the internet.
Don't you think this is a *bit* corny?
Will you talk about {x}?
Yes.
Are you like this IRL?
Not at all-- maybe if I get to know you after a
couple months and I feel comfortable saying shit like this,
then yeah.
I definitely do get like this from time to time. Should get that checked out tbh.
Why does this section of the blog have more posts than the other sections?
Creativity is the result of being able to express yourself freely without the shackles of
inhibition and limitations. Authenticity derives itself from the creative.
I'm a very authentic person.
You can put the dots together.
Aren't you afraid that you're saying this stuff with your face and full government name publically available?
